by henrygee on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:40 am
I'm still puzzling over the Higgs video. Unfortunately it raises more questions than it answers. What is inherent about each particle that the Higgs field reacts to it in a different way? And how is the retardation of each particle mediated? I raised this with my friend and colleague Karl Ziemelis, Physics Editor of Nature, who said that no analogy is perfect. And it could be that I don't know enough about physics.
I like the analogy about chromosomes and socks. Unfortunately it reminded me of a joke about religious underwear, which I can't resist recounting. Those of a nervous disposition can stop reading now...
A man walked into the Lingerie department of a large department store. He asks the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "Which kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Jewish Bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Jewish type for?"
"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."